About Us

We’re a husband-and-wife-owned small American business, and we hope you love our products as much as we do.

Who in the world wakes up one day and decides to start an Upside-Down Pineapple / Lifestyle / Swinger apparel company? Well, we do. Because why not? Life is about adventure, and we figured, "What the hell—let’s go for it."

We’ve been married for over 20 years, many of which have been spent embracing the lifestyle in different ways—from casual encounters and lifestyle events to being active members of clubs and communities. But honestly, what we love most is the people. The genuine, authentic, like-minded friends we’ve made along the way have enriched our lives in ways we never expected. Whether it’s lounging by the pool with cocktails, dancing at a party or music festival, sharing a great dinner, or planning a Napa wine-tasting getaway, the connections we’ve built are what make it all worthwhile.

So how does that translate into our brand? Simple—we love t-shirts, hats, and apparel that spark conversation. Whether it’s funny, provocative, slightly offensive, or just enough to make people do a double-take, our designs are all about expressing personality and celebrating the lifestyle we enjoy.

Quality First

Just like in the lifestyle, we believe in quality over quantity. We wouldn’t sell anything we wouldn’t proudly wear ourselves. Our apparel is made with premium materials, designed to last, and printed in the USA using some of the top printing partners in the industry. And because we stand by what we create, we offer a 30-day money-back guarantee.

Be sure to follow us on Facebook & Instagram and check back often for new designs!

Your Privacy Matters

We know the lifestyle is built on trust and discretion. That’s why we are committed to never selling or sharing your information—because keeping our community safe is just as important as having fun.

Welcome to the brand. Wear it. Own it. Let them wonder with Monogamish Apparel.