I'm Not Married Crop Tee

A bold wink for those who love a good plot twist and don’t mind the double takes.

This playful raglan tee pairs classic black-and-white styling with a message that’s equal parts cheeky and confident. The contrasting sleeves give it a sporty, casual vibe, while the clean typography and subtle pineapple detail keep it polished and intentional. Perfect for lifestyle events, parties, vacations, or anywhere conversations tend to start, this tee is designed for comfort, confidence, and just the right amount of mischief.

Make a statement without saying a word—this piece is a standout example of the confident humor and unmistakable attitude that defines Monogamish Apparel.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

SHIPPING 

Free Shipping on orders over $75. We like to keep things moving. Your gear is printed fresh when you order it (allow 3–5 business days), then shipped fast (2–5 days). Just in time for your next playdate.

We ship in plain, discreet packaging. Your business is your business.

RETURNS & REPLACEMENTS 

Commitment issues? We get it. But because every item is custom-printed specifically for you, all sales are final. We cannot accept returns for sizing issues or "change of mind."

The "Make It Right" Guarantee: If your gear arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we will fix it immediately. Just email support@monogamishapparel.com within 30 days and we’ll get a replacement sent your way.

We have a strict 'No Cardboard' policy.

We don't print on stiff, scratchy promo tees. We hand-select premium blanks known for their 'touchability'—from the butter-soft micro-rib of our crop tanks to the lightweight, ringspun cotton of our unisex tees. Whether you’re grabbing a relaxed-fit V-neck or a broken-in dad hat, you can trust that it was chosen for comfort first. If we wouldn't wear it all weekend, we won't sell it to you.