Not Cheating Unisex Tee

PLAYFUL DESIGNS. PREMIUM QUALITY. DISTINCTIVELY SUPERIOR.

Consent is Sexy. The More, The Merrier. 

This tee takes playful provocation to the next level with the phrase “It’s Not Cheating If Everyone is Watching,” served up in a stylish blend of serif and script. A subtle upside-down pineapple anchors the design between the lines, signaling your lifestyle mindset with class and confidence. Perfect for group-friendly events, same-room vibes, or parties where exhibitionism is part of the fun, it’s bold without being crude—and irresistibly suggestive to those in the know.

Wear it. Own it. Let them wonder with Monogamish Apparel.

SHIPPING 

Free Shipping on orders over $75. We like to keep things moving. Your gear is printed fresh when you order it (allow 3–5 business days), then shipped fast (2–5 days). Just in time for your next playdate.

We ship in plain, discreet packaging. Your business is your business.

RETURNS & REPLACEMENTS 

Commitment issues? We get it. But because every item is custom-printed specifically for you, all sales are final. We cannot accept returns for sizing issues or "change of mind."

The "Make It Right" Guarantee: If your gear arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we will fix it immediately. Just email support@monogamishapparel.com within 30 days and we’ll get a replacement sent your way.

We have a strict 'No Cardboard' policy.

We don't print on stiff, scratchy promo tees. We hand-select premium blanks known for their 'touchability'—from the butter-soft micro-rib of our crop tanks to the lightweight, ringspun cotton of our unisex tees. Whether you’re grabbing a relaxed-fit V-neck or a broken-in dad hat, you can trust that it was chosen for comfort first. If we wouldn't wear it all weekend, we won't sell it to you.